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Sh*t My Dad Says

We're all about full disclosure, so we have no problem telling you that "Shit My Dad Says" (Amazon made them censor it, not us) is fucking hilarious. Justin's dad says hilarious shit and if you haven't experienced gems like “It’s Los Angeles, son. It’s the epicenter of the asshole earthquake.…

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Anchor Necklace

The CXXVI Anchor Necklace is the epitome of old world quality. Each steel necklace is heated in a coal forge and hand hammered on a 130 year old anvil the same way someones grandfathers grandfathers grandfather did it over a century ago. Then its lightly coated with beeswax to preserve…

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Armed Notebook – Revolver

If you're anything like us, your brain is a revolving door of thoughts and ideas. If you don't write the important stuff down you're just going to forget it. You need a durable notebook that accurately conveys the importance of the plans for world domination contained within. Made of PVC,…

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Wisteria Metal Twelve-Bottle Carrier

Whether your mom told you or not, there's a few things you have in common with the milkman. The most important of which is actually not your heritage - it's your love of bottle-toting hardware. Wisteria is tapping into this with their Metal Twelve-Bottle Carrier so you can get twelve…

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BP Custom Woodworks Hard Drives

While we're lucky to live in a time full of modern wonders (like internet porn and sexting) we don't get why everything has to be made out of shiny plastic. That's why whenever we get the chance we skin our favorite gadgets in wood—even our external hard drives. BP Custom…

BP Custom Woodworks Hard Drives