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Over The Shoulder Boulder… Gas Mask?

According to Elena Bodnar, yes. In the event of a noxious gas emergency (generally not the human-generated kind), Bodnar's brassiere can be converted into two gas masks. One gas mask for the brassiere wearer (she's definitely topless by this point) and "one to be given to a needy bystander." This…

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The Real Shit Show

According to Urban Dictionary a shit show is “used when ‘shenanigans’ is just not adequate.” Ladies and Gentlemen, we have a winner. Robert Higgins (surely the next huge Internet meme) was just charged with burglary, disorderly conduct, and misdemeanor theft after he crashed the screen of a Florida resident’s pool.…

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Oxy-morons

What are they putting in the water in DuPage County, Illinois(e)? The college girls are all hot, have questionable morals, and the guys are all… well… morons is really the best way to put it. Some sort of "Military Intelligence" experiment gone horribly awry; or is it just plain lunacy?…

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Terribly Absurd Energy Drinks

When did Red Bull become such a faux-pas? It mixes well with vodka, keeps you up all night, and is available everywhere. Never content with stagnating, the beverage market (and associated movie stars, rap guys, and douchebags) has reinvented the wheel with some ridiculously absurd energy drinks. BLOOD Energy Potion…

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You Thought Your Monday Sucked?

It was nothing in comparison to the Monday that Animal Control in Paterson, NJ had when a 1,400 pound bull escaped slaughter to RAMPAGE through a light traffic, non-residential area. Apparently officers lassoed the bull in an effort to contain it and sedate it. This didn't turn out to be…

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