According to Urban Dictionary a shit show is “used when ‘shenanigans’ is just not adequate.” Ladies and Gentlemen, we have a winner. Robert Higgins (surely the next huge Internet meme) was just charged with burglary, disorderly conduct, and misdemeanor theft after he crashed the screen of a Florida resident’s pool. In all honesty, everyone has gone skinny dipping in a pool that, for all intents and purposes, was off-limits; what’s so special about Mr. Higgins?

He did it covered in feces ala the Greased-Up Deaf Guy. I never thought I would see the day when shit show was a literal term, but apparently Mr. Higgins REALLY had to go and the pool was the closest toilet. He also told authorities he had been drinking. Wait, he was drinking? Shocking. Oddly enough, going swimming naked, covered in poo, and then burgling only results in a bail of $10,500. Good thing he wasn’t rubbing women’s legs.

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