Machete-Shaped Spatula

Does the spatula you’re using while manning the grill have to look like the weapon of last resort for an 80’s action star? Of course not. That said, if you can still flip your meats with a high-quality stainless steel and oak utensil that just so happens to also look a machete you might as well. The Machete Spatula from Slam Design is exactly what it sounds like, but it also has a trio of bottle openers for when you’re really thirsty (though it does seem impossible to use all three simultaneously). There’s also a bandana thrown in for good measure because why not?