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The Gentlemen’s Trip: A Field Guide

Everything you need to turn a guys trip into something better.

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5-Star Golf Trip to Ireland. On Us.

Championship greens. 5-star resorts and spas. Irish coastlines. Rental car. Airfare to Dublin. Zero bill. Just takes an email to enter.

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Win a $700 Outfit from Devium

If you care about real American craftsmanship and clothes that age well, this one’s worth entering. All you need to enter is an email address.

Weaponizing Alcohol

Baseball is not America's pastime, you were lied to. America has many pastimes, the most important of which are: alcohol, tobacco, and firearms (Why else would we form another three letter agency to protect them?). That, and hot chicks (see above). Americans treasure few things above their spirits, gunpowder, and…

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Win a Free Phosphor E Ink Digital Watch

You've never seen a digital watch quite like this before. Its ergonomic curved case with ultra-thin profile fit so comfortably on your wrist you may forget you are wearing it, but others won't. A standard numeric digital display in one mode, a graphic hour clock display in another, and the…

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Over The Shoulder Boulder… Gas Mask?

According to Elena Bodnar, yes. In the event of a noxious gas emergency (generally not the human-generated kind), Bodnar's brassiere can be converted into two gas masks. One gas mask for the brassiere wearer (she's definitely topless by this point) and "one to be given to a needy bystander." This…

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The Real Shit Show

According to Urban Dictionary a shit show is “used when ‘shenanigans’ is just not adequate.” Ladies and Gentlemen, we have a winner. Robert Higgins (surely the next huge Internet meme) was just charged with burglary, disorderly conduct, and misdemeanor theft after he crashed the screen of a Florida resident’s pool.…

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Oxy-morons

What are they putting in the water in DuPage County, Illinois(e)? The college girls are all hot, have questionable morals, and the guys are all… well… morons is really the best way to put it. Some sort of "Military Intelligence" experiment gone horribly awry; or is it just plain lunacy?…

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