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“If Money Was No Object” Wishlist

You won't find any of these items at the bottom of a pile of soccer moms at your local Wal-Mart. In fact, you won't find them in many stores at all. This is the gear you'd ask Santa for and he'd even be like, "Whoa, who do I look like,…

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Beer Sleeve

Have you found it difficult to accurately portray your drinking problems to random onlookers? Has a flask simply not gotten your point across? Has your order of "Popov on the rocks" merely garnered a few glances? Then it's time to grab yourself a supply of Beer Sleeves. Let's be honest, nobody ever drank…

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Phantom Cocktails

Somehow this video captures exactly how the world looks to us when we're smashed but it does so in such a beautiful fashion.  The world in slow motion, some Beastie Boys pounding in our eardrums and random glasses flying against the wall - it's like we are back in college!

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Share Your Cool Material (CLOSED)

We've come close to the point of bankruptcy on more than one occasion stocking up on all the cool material that graces the pages of this website and lines the halls of Shop Cool Material. Friends and family members have accosted us for "forcing them" to buy another iPhone case,…

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The Black Keys “El Camino”

There's no shortage of music getting released every Tuesday, but it's no secret that most of it is auto-tuned, over-produced, collaborative trash. We want gritty, no bullshit, no nonsense rock that we can put on a flannel, take off our pants and rock out to. Which is precisely why we're…

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