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For years, years!, we’ve been talking about the phenomenon that is KFC scented candles. Why would anyone want this fried chicken scented candle? Why would anyone want KFC’s original recipe candle? And now, why would anyone want this KFC gravy scented candle you see here? The real question is, why wouldn’t everyone want one of these candles? Near as we can tell, having a home that smells like fried chicken and/or gravy at all times is the equivalent of a realtor firing up a batch of cookies before an open house. It will make everything smell delicious. It will make you hungry. It also has the potential to trick friends and loved ones into thinking there’s a delicious meal of fried chicken and mashed potatoes waiting for them as soon the smell hits the nostrils when they walk in the door. (Don’t actually do that, it’s just mean.) The point is, everything about a candle that smells like KFC is great–except for the fact you can’t eat it. Oh yeah, there’s also the whole “only 230 candles were made and it’s only available to customers in the U.K.” aspect of the contest, but with the amount of publicity this is getting, it’s only a matter of time before it’s available stateside.

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At the end of a long day we like to decompress with some peace and quiet and two fingers of the good stuff. Keep it simple and cut right to the chase with these glasses.