Harley 2010 Sportster Forty-Eight

The only thing more manly than riding a Harley is riding a Harley with a wicked beard. While it definitely won’t help you with the latter, the Harley 2010 Sportster Forty-Eight will definitely help you with the former. When you add to that the fact that it gets 57mpg highway, you can have any chick you want at the bar – even the “green” ones. At just over $10k to start, it’s also cheaper than a Honda Civic. This bike would be just as much at home in an art gallery as it would be in your garage, except never riding it would be a crime.