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Staying sane while spending hours in a cubicle is difficult. You’re constantly at war with claustrophobia, aching kneecaps and, at times, the guy sitting next to you. Whether mean-spirited or not, an office war requires the right arsenal of weapons, and you don’t want to show up unprepared for any workplace shenanigans. Here are some devious little items to get you started.

1. Airzooka Air Gun – $13
2. Executive Elite Marshmallow Blaster – $55
3. Monitor Rear-view Mirror – $10
4. SpyNet Laser Trip Wire – $40
5. Micro Sonic Grenade – $15
6. Electric Paper Plane Launcher Kit – $13
7. Spitballs – $5
8. Phantom Keystroker V2 – $10
9. Rubber Band Gatling Gun – $499
10. USB Rocket Launcher – $25
11. Mini Weapons of Mass Destruction – $12
12. Rubber Band Shooter Supreme – $8
13. Silverlit I/R Heli Blaster – $57

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Mizzen+Main has redefined the workplace wardrobe with clothes that feel like athletic wear and look like custom tailored fits. Built on the belief that men deserve comfortable clothes that come with confidence, Mizzen+Main combines performance fabrics with modern silhouettes to create clothes that look great and feel even better. Machine-washable dress shirts made of lightweight, breathable, sweat-wicking, wrinkle resistant, and active stretch material. Jackets, henleys, pants and pullovers that share similar properties and look just as good. Walk into work, the weekend and everywhere in between looking your best when you upgrade your wardrobe with Mizzen+Main today.