Candles

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Not too long ago, Yankee Candle Company – the store known for emanating a scent of lavender throughout the mall – released Man Candles. The series included guy-friendly scented candles in aromas like Riding Mower, 2×4, and First…

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Since inception, around ten or twenty candles have been featured on Cool Material. Generally we cover more watches than that in a month. Why? Because, quite frankly, most men don’t really care about candles. Making…

The-Courlander-Candle-1

We’re pretty sure granddads exist for two reasons: To teach us how to live and act like real men, and to show us how to say the most wildly inappropriate things at the worst possible times. Nothing…

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If you only use candles to set the mood for a lady-friend while pouring some vino and softly playing Barry White, these are not the candles for you. If, on the other hand, you want…

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We don’t normally do anything with scented candles other than avoid them like the plague. There are a few manly scents available, but most of them involve unpronounceable herbs and spices and smell like something…

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Flicking someone off. Flipping the bird. Giving the finger. There are many different ways to describe the gesture commonly associated with the phrases “fuck you” and/or “fuck off,” but none are quite as satisfying as…

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When someone enters our home, instead of the standard, “Hey, how’s it going?” we’d much prefer our guest to arrive with a, “Well, good day sir!” That would quickly be followed with a tip of…

Man Candles

With scents like “Fresh Linen” and “Lilac Blossoms,” venturing into your local Yankee Candle shop is a fairly feminine experience. Sure they smell good, but you just get the feeling that most of them come…

Burning-Car-Candle

We consider ourselves to be level headed people, but even we want to put a fist through a wall every once in a while. Something happens and it’s just one of those days feelin’ like…

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As a lighting source, we never found much use for candles. Why bother with a chance for fire, messy wax cleanup and/or potential pet hazards when recessed cans and a dimmer switch can give you…

man-cans

There are times in your life when a kid will come up to you with something he/she created (perhaps your own child) and that thing will be without a doubt, 100% crap.  It may be…