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Bullet Bracelet

Sure to scare the tattooed teardrop off all your paper-gangsta friends, the Bullet Bracelet features genuine bullet casings on a brass chain with brass toggle closure. It doesn't, however, come with street cred. You gotta earn that the hard way. Son.

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Dell’s Studio One 19

Combining the latest computing experience (it has optional touch-screen capability) with a contemporary look, Dell's Studio One 19 system features a single cord, loads of power and performance options, and comes in an array of colors, like Tuscan Red, Navy Blue and Charcoal. In other words, it'll hurt your current…

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Hockey Rink Pendant Light

Bring the excitement of Canada's favorite pasttime into your home with the 2 Novelty 2 Light Hockey Rink Pendant by ELK Lighting. Fixture features a chrome finish and uses two 60-watt medium bulbs. Bloody brawl not included.

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Black Screen Watch

The sleek, featureless face of the Black Screen Watch displays the time and date in digital format using LEDs only when its button is pressed. Once the button is released, the screen returns to its jet black state. Since your eyes won't be glued to the clock all day, maybe…

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The Fucking Card Collection

Sappy greetings got you down? Enlist the help of 16 Sparrow's Fucking Card Collection. From "Happy Fucking Birthday" to "Congratufuckinglations," you can express your emotions the only way you know how - with expletives. But before you seal your fate, tuck a 20 inside. Cheap bastard.

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