darth-vader

Buying a house is supposed to be one of the most important decisions a man makes in his life. Next to marriage, it’s also the stupidest thing you could possibly do and we’ll tell you why. Darth. Fucking. Vader. Christie’s (the famed auction house) got their hands on an actual suit of Darth Vader armor originally produced for Empire Strikes Back. Is it going to sell for at least $250,000? Of course it is. But can you really put a price on the iconic helmet, mask, shoulder pieces, chestplate, greaves (boots) and all around badassery that is Darth Vader? Instead of looking like Darth Vader for Halloween (you know you did it at least once, we all did) you could BE Darth Vader. This is one of those “priceless” Mastercard commercials with a Ferrari sized price tag attached. If you don’t have $250k to drop, you can enjoy the auction catalog for free.

ROBOROCK IFTO

Ditch the mop, broom, and the vacuum while crossing off the never ending chore of keeping your floor clean for good with the Roborock S6 Robot Vacuum and Mop. With its high-precision laser navigation system, virtual barriers, programmable mapping and scheduling, efficiency-based cleaning algorithms, best-in-class battery, suction powerful enough to lift ball bearings and automatic recharging, this all-in-one robot cleaner puts all other options to shame. Better yet, you can save up to 40% off when you get yours  here.