Pumpkin Gutter

You can have your gift giving and fireworks, leave us with the glory of Halloween. Why? Well, there are plenty of reasons (most involving the lack of non-slutty female costumes), one being the creepy decor. What can we say, we like to scare the neighborhood kids—it’s one of our favorite pastimes. So when we carve a pumpkin, we don’t want two triangular eyes and a jagged little mouth, we want a demonic piece of art. To take your carving to the next level there’s the Pumpkin Gutter. It’s the first pumpkin gutter and carver that attaches to an electric drill. Yup, it’s the most interesting drill bit you’ll own. Clean out the pumpkin in half the time and thin the walls to get artsy with your design all while leaving the seeds deliciously intact.