A word of warning before you purchase this Constitutions of Cocktails print: Don’t attempt to read it after you’ve been heavily drinking! Trying to follow the connecting lines after you’ve been mixing drinks all night will make you puke quicker than a Betty White nip-slip. Just like all the work from Pop Chart Lab, the Constitutions of Cocktails print is mind-numbingly detailed. With over 40 different types of alcohol, numerous mixers and the proper serving glasses all being indicated, it’s basically a bartender’s guide book splattered onto a sheet of paper. It’s pretty much the only resource you’ll need for preparing your next party’s beverages, even if you want to pop an Advil after reading it.
More Home
This Outdoor Fan Will Blow You Away
Big Ass Fans is all about making environments safer, healthier, and more productive around the world.
Ranger Station’s Latest Candle Smells Like Nostalgic Summer Nights in the Garden
The Tennessee Tomato Candle evokes rustic scenes with its farmland aromas.
Display Your Records in Style With the Record Holder Ashtray From Houseplant
Whether you're spinning your favorite tunes or simply looking to elevate your decor game, this combo record holder/ashtray is the perfect addition to any vinyl enthusiast's collection.