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Dry January Isn’t New. The Drinks Are, Though.

A practical guide to the modern sober-curious landscape.

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Stop Treating Coffee Like a Chore

A simple way to upgrade your daily coffee without changing your routine. Or even leaving the house.

Death Wish Coffee

Seriously, what the hell is the purpose of decaf? Coffee can taste good and all, but the main reason we drink it is to clear the cobwebs from our brain and make us functioning members of society. If you happen to agree, Death Wish Coffee is must buy. One cup will…

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Clink! Glass

There's a sweet spot we hit on most nights out. It's usually around three drinks in when all of a sudden our darts start hitting exactly where we're aiming them and our shuffleboard pucks hang perfectly off the edge every time we toss one. One more drink and our skills…

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Goodly Whale Bottle Opener

While we used to recall the adventures of Ahab, now upon seeing a whale we immediately think one thing: Twitter is down. Next time you get the ole Fail Whale and you can't access the best of Doug Benson's #SideBoobSunday or the latest celebrity death rumor, take the edge off with a cold…

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Bum Bag Drink Cooler

Nothing says, "I'm being so discreet and yet completely obvious at the same time," like sipping your booze out of a brown paper bag. It's like Clark Kent wearing a t-shirt that says, "Come on guys, I'm totally not Superman." Next time you're brown bagging it, why not have your…

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Log Stump Cooler

Remember those little stash boxes you had as a kid to hide “stuff” from your parents? They probably looked like a fake outlet or a can of Mountain Dew or a smoke detector. This Log Stump Cooler is kind of like that, except it’s for camouflaging booze and ice when…

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