This Rum Tastes Like Coffee and Cigarettes

You remember that distinct smell your woodshop teacher had? Not the fragrance of saw dust, but the mixture of morning coffee, stale cigarettes, and occasionally a little hint of booze? Well this is it in a bottle. Stolen handcrafted this spiced Caribbean rum with roasted coffee beans and smoke flavors to give it a unique taste and aroma. Stolen Coffee & Cigarettes Spiced Rum could only be more vice-filled if it had a naked woman on the front and it got you high. We’re also fans of the sharp lettering on the label and the idea of mixing up a Smoke & Coke.