If you’re getting too much attention when you’re taken, you need a shirt that clearly tells everyone your relationship status—Married AF. This soft and cozy unisex shirt comes in a heather gray colorway with big white block letters that lets the people around you know you’re off the market with some levity thanks to the AF. Just remember you specify unisex when you’re ordering otherwise you’ll get a woman’s size, and it will probably be small as fuck.
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