If you’re going to make fun of Detroit, stick to jokes about the Lions. We wouldn’t recommend going beyond that, because you don’t to piss off anyone from the Motor City. However, Detroit-based Simplified Clothing can make light of the city’s bad reputation all they want. Their Murder Mitten Tee reflects the nickname given to Michigan due to its shape and high murder rate. Other styles are a bit lighter in subject, but still heavy on fresh style.
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