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Jack Spade Tarpaulin Dry Dopp Kit

Dry Bags. No, it is not a Goldbond product, or a man-powder, or anything pertaining to testicles. It's a kind of bag that keeps things dry. And not like, "oh it's a light drizzle, this waxed cotton man-purse will keep my iPad from getting a boo-boo" dry. Like, "I find…

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Engineered Garments Bike Pack

They say this bag is for "discerning randonneurs". We know what you're thinking: "What the F is a randonneur?" We have no idea either. Sounds pretty cool, like maybe a highly-specialized French assassin or something. Either way, Engineered Garments certainly have a winner in this bag. Made from handsome canvas,…

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Tailfeather Wallets

Whether you realize it or not, your wallet says a lot about you. Sometimes, you're not sending the message you want. What's the first thing you think of when you see more than 10 dolla bills in a guy's wallet? Tits. What's she think when you bust out the same…

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RazorPit

Ah, razor blades. In recent years razors have gone a bit off the deep end with the concept. Companies will introduce the Mach Thunderblade 9000: Thor Edition, with fourteen blades, a laser sight, proximity sirens, and 450 anytime minutes and unlimited nights and weekends. And while that's all dandy, replacing…

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Urn Ceramic Ashtray

It's fairly obvious that the Urn Ashtray is a visual metaphor. Either a macabre reminder that cigarettes will kill you, or a darkly humorous one-finger salute to those who say you shouldn't smoke 'em.  Either way, it's clever, amusing, and if not an ample ashtray, at least a great storage…

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