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J.Crew’s New Men’s Creative Director Is Supreme’s Brendon Babenzien
While we don't necessarily consider ourselves "preppy", J.Crew remains one of our favorite brands because of their combination of luxe style, quality construction and affordable price tags in everything they brought to market. Unfortunately, and as everyone knows, that didn't stop the brand from going tits up and filing bankruptcy…
Cereal Motel Cereal for Adults
Walk the cereal aisle of your local grocery store and you'll see plenty cartoon mascots encouraging kids to pick up a box. Tony the Tiger. Snap, Crackle, and Pop. The Honey Smacks frog with his super hip sideways hat. It's true, many cereals are aimed at children. Cereal Motel cereal is…
How to Pick Up a Woman Like Your Grandfather Did
Dating in the 21st century is weird. Flirting is done through swipes. The proverbial look across the bar is exchanged via tit-for-tat Instagram likes. The traditional first date Q&A is played out before eyes ever meet, all from a quick Google session and a Facebook name search. It’s actually pretty…
Biting Elbows “Bad Motherfucker”
Finding anything on the Internet that makes us seriously consider the parental ramifications of showing it to our imaginary children is rare. Biting Elbows video for "Bad Motherfucker" is one of those things. The entire music video is POV (not that type of pov you perv) style and views like…
HTTPSTER T-Shirt
Regardless of how much we fight it, we've all got a little hipster in us. Rolled-up pants, a penchant for cheap beer or perfectly unkempt facial hair are just a few things any (or all) of us are guilty of. We also happen to love just about everything that involves…
The ‘P’ Is For Portfolio
A long time ago, on the website you're reading right now, we told you about an artist that is the closest thing our generation will ever have to a "master." His name is Keith P. Rein and he's the perfect combination of Ron Jeremy and Van Gogh. Turns out Pocahontits…
Tailfeather Wallets
Whether you realize it or not, your wallet says a lot about you. Sometimes, you're not sending the message you want. What's the first thing you think of when you see more than 10 dolla bills in a guy's wallet? Tits. What's she think when you bust out the same…
Hilo Chen Photorealistic Paintings
We're pretty sure that Hilo Chen is actually a robot in disguise because his paintings are so photo-realistic that it's the only solution that makes sense. There's just no way a mere mortal could capture the intricacies like he does. Things like sweat glistening on boobs, pussy placement (talking about…
Watchismo Sale: 25-50% Off
In the long list of differences between men and women (next to tits and ass of course), shopping habits are pretty high on the list of things we just inherently do differently. Men will pay twice as much for something they need and women just randomly by shit because it's…
Gessato Checkmates Shakers
Salt and pepper are as inseparable as tits and ass. You might prefer one over the other, but no package is complete without both. Unlike Ben Kingsley's seemingly endless quest, we found the perfect match for you in the Gessato Checkmates Shakers. With the standard monochromatic black and white we…
The ‘P’ Is For Penis
Keith P. (take a guess what the P stands for) Rein is an artist doing crazy things with pop culture, naked girls, and wood (not necessarily in equal parts). While we could fill this post with dick jokes and some of his more clever plays on words (Pocahontits, anyone?), we're…
18 Fantastic Finds for Beer Lovers
Beer is like bacon, you can add it to anything and it will improve in quality exponentially, but you can only make so many clock, bottle opener, and beer queso dip variations before you have to start getting creative. These products are the result of ingenious engineering, baking, botany, and…
Craiglook: Craigslist 2.0
CraigLook.com. Why? Because Craigslist might be stuck in 1995, but that doesn't mean you have to be. Craigslist may put hundreds of millions of items, services, and housing opportunities at your fingertips, but describing the search as looking for a needle in a haystack would be putting it lightly. Craigslist…
Playboy: SFW Edition
You might think your current iPhone app library is adequate, but there's always room for augmentation. (Just ask Pam Anderson.) Slacker Radio, Textfree, and Tweetdeck might be great, but there's always room for more Playboy... or so we thought. According to Playboy, the app gives you access to all the…