Simplicity is key. The beer should be without fruit, the drinks without straws, and the women without daddy issues. Sometimes even simplifying your watch is good. The chronographs, laser levels, calculators, and homing beacons are great and all, but there are apps for all of that. Watches should be for telling time and, perhaps more importantly (since there’s an app for time too), looking good. O’Clock Watches deliver in every way possible. They’re inexpensive, simple, European designed, and available in an almost complete array of pantone colors. Throw in some silicone, take out the clasp, and call it a day. They’re also waterproof, so you don’t have to worry about taking it off before you shower her off of you.
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