We’ve wanted our own cave since we first read a Batman comic book. Here we are now, many moons later, and still no cave. WTF? Well, finally, we’re about to get a little of that sweet, sweet cave action, because we’re booking a night at Beckham Creek Cave, a luxurious hotel built into a cliff. And this isn’t some lame-o tourist trap; this thing is worthy of Bruce Wayne. The 4-bedroom, 4-bath rocky abode offer guests up to 6,000 square feet of space to enjoy. There’s a front patio and firepit outside for the times when you need to escape from inside your cave, but that probably won’t happen often. The kitchen is filled with high-end gas appliances, the living area has a 75-inch LED TV, and the master suite has a spa-like private bath. There’s also plenty of hiking, fishing, and canoeing possibilities in the surrounding areas. Pricing starts at $1,200 a night and goes up to $1,600 a night for the busier season. We think it’s worth every penny, Mr. Wayne.