OWS-Wooden-Kazoo

Our musical talents are limited at best. Yeah, we picked up a guitar awhile back to try and impress women, but outside of that, we leave it to the pros. One instrument we can handle, however, is the classic kazoo. Now, we’re not going to go around with one of those plastic numbers you get for a quarter in a machine outside the grocery store, we’re ready to lay down a little more cash for the OWS Wooden Kazoo. Made from Offerman Woodshop (yes, as in Nick Offerman aka Ron Swanson . . . it’s not just a character), this kazoo is crafted from poplar and walnut. It’s the kind of kazoo a man who enjoys a good slab of bacon would use.

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