zprepared

zprepared

Didn’t you learn anything in Boy Scouts? In order to stay alive, you have to be prepared. Merely being prepared will only delay the inevitable when the zombie apocalypse comes. In order to truly survive you have to Z prepared. (com, of course)

Zprepared will outfit you with all the gadgets, know-how, goodies, accessories, clothing (including jeans that can hold up a Hummer), and, most importantly, weapons that you will need to if you don’t just want to survive, you want to LIVE. In reality, the glorious BOOM! Headshot moments will become monotonous after a few days. Living on canned gooods and vacuum-sealed, dehydrated, “space” food (Seriously NASA? You mean to tell me we have to technological know-how, economic resources, and sheer willpower to put humans into SPACE, but we can’t find a way to provide them with something that doesn’t taste like wet cardboard and melt in your mouth?) will make you look back on your last cheeseburger and pray to ride the stairway to heaven as soon as possible.

You want cheezburger? You can has cheezburger – thanks to Trek’n Eat’s Cheeseburger in a Can. You want bacon on it? Just throw on some Tactical Bacon from Think Geek. Zprepared gives you the tools to not only survive the return of all those relatives you thought were gone forever, but have a good time during the murderous rampage that is sure to follow. (Is it really murder if the victim is already dead?)

Just remember, first names (or letters) only.

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There are few watches with as storied a legacy as the G-SHOCK. Originally released in 1983, the Shock Resistant and 200M Water Resistant watch has remained relevant to this day. It just got even better with the release of the first full-metal addition to the continually evolving 2100 line. This model retains the original streamlined, minimalist design while being even more sleek, durable and feature-packed. With Tough Solar Power, Smartphone Link and Super Illuminator, it’s an analog watch built for the digital age. The G-SHOCK GBD2100 is available in silver, black IP and Bronze IP colorways, so there’s a stylish version for every occasion.