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Keith P. (take a guess what the P stands for) Rein is an artist doing crazy things with pop culture, naked girls, and wood (not necessarily in equal parts). While we could fill this post with dick jokes and some of his more clever plays on words (Pocahontits, anyone?), we’re content to let the incredibly provocative, gorgeous illustrations stand on their own. Except to mention that if he was responsible for illustrating high school textbooks you probably would have paid attention.

Just because some of the illustrations include Smurfs and kitty cats doesn’t mean you should buy these at work because these prints go from cute to downright absurd faster than the chick you met last night. Without further adieu, The P Is For Penis.

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 You can’t have a fall evening without a fire. And you can’t have a fire without a Cowboy Cauldron. They’re built from solid plate steel, meaning they’ll last a lifetime or two and they come in four different sizes with elevated basins that can be adjusted to any height. We’re going with The Urbaan Cowboy® because it’s perfect for entertaining at home.  With a 30″ diameter basin, it is more than large enough to have a nice fire, but still small enough to pack into a pickup truck and take it with you.  Can you imagine the envy when we bust this puppy out at a tailgate or the beach? We haven’t seen a more handsome fire. You?  Best of all, Cool Material readers get an exclusive deal.