All blood, all the time. Unless you have been living under a rock for the past three years, you probably heard of the new Showtime hit Dexter. In case you haven’t, Dexter is a forensic blood splatter technician for the Miami Metro Police Department whose real business is being a serial killer. Ladies and gentlemen, business is good.
Now that Dexter is a runaway hit, there is no shortage of merchandise available to satiate your inner pathological desires. Michael C. Hall can rock Tyvek Coveralls like it’s his job, and Street Level aims to make his impeccable style more communicable. Keeping true to the diabolically delicious nature of Dexter, these products don’t suck like shiny vampires. Now you can have your blood splatter cake and eat it too… without all the messy cleanup.
