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Is that T-Pain’s hair? Samberg’s nautical themed pashmina afghan? No, it’s People Of Public Transit – the latest in what is sure to become a long list of websites inspired by People Of Walmart. Public Transit is cheap and convenient – it’s a public, chauffeured booze cruise. You know, for those times when beer goggles have you making socially, but not life-threatening, bad decisions.

Public Transit also occasionally involves urine, people drunk to the point of coma, and excellent photo opportunities. For all those times you’re not busy Tweeting there is People of Public Transit.

So who will you find on People of Public Transport?

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Andre 3000 rocking a homemade knit tunic… and apparently making something for Big Boi.

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Tetris camouflage. Sure, it’s not the most unassuming ghillie suit in existence… but they have you covered there too.

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Definitely more amusing than all those cutesy pictures of cats with words on them. Just don’t get your cheezburger all over yourself or you might be the next POPT patron.

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[Shop]  You think you know how to f*cking swear? Think again, a-hole. How to Swear is one swearing-connoisseur’s deep dive into the proper way to throw around some four-letter words. Stephen Wildish uses charts and flow diagrams to teach you the building blocks of an effective insult. He also teaches you the different parts of speech a swear word can fulfil so you don’t go around f*cking up your expletive-riddled exchanges. This 192-page hardcover will transform your cursing skills to the point where people won’t even be mad; they’ll be amazed.