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Want to reach out and punch the guy in the car in front of you for driving 5 miles an hour? How about tell that hottie in the convertible next to you that the wind is doing something funny to her bo… err hair? Now you can!

Thanks to CarPong.com you can tell people about their inability to abide by posted road signs, drive like they have somewhere to be, or have non-functioning “indicators.” You can also use it to pick up chicks (which is good because you’ve long since exhausted all the options with the other social networks). Assuming of course they have the Internet and a CarPong account.

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No word yet on when sexting integration is slated for release – something about unsafe road conditions and a conscience. Don’t worry, it loads just fine on the Blackberry (which means it will work on whatever smartphone you have) so your ability to multitask while driving won’t suffer.

CarPong.com – Because people need to be accountable for driving like an asshole…or being hot.

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In short, this is a key-shaped multi-tool built of stainless steel that has all of the tools you need for everyday repairs for everything from light switches to bicycles. Bit driver. Protractor. Metric and Imperial rulers. Imperial and Metric closed wrenches. Bottle Opener. File. Scoring tip. Wire bender and bike spoke key. Wire stripper. Screwdrivers. 1/4 hex driver pocket. So you might need to throw in some hex bits for specific projects, but otherwise, the Geekey has you covered for almost all of your everyday repair needs. As if that wasn’t enough, the hexogon can also serve as a smoking bowl, with the shaft of the key hollowed out to serve as a pipe.