beer

beer

There are a lot of things we all know about beer – it’s delicious, we’re all geniuses after consumption, and you can never have enough of it.  Knowing these things will not get you free beers, but The Oatmeal has twenty things that just might.

For instance, if the ancient Babylonians PBR’d a batch they wouldn’t be endeared as “hipsters” for all eternity – they would be drowned… in the beer they just created. The medulla oblongata may make alligators ornery, but get beer in it and there goes the neighborhood. You lose control of things like breathing and hear rate. According to medical professionals the world over that’s a bad thing.

On the upside though, Vikings believed there were titties filled with an endless supply of beer waiting for them in Valhalla. They might have been goat utters, but that still counts. The only thing better than boobs would be boobs that lactated beer. Until then, you have some new conversation starters for the bar.

Check out the infographic at The Oatmeal

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Beef jerky is a keto-friendly, low calorie and high-protein snack that’s easy to pack, eat and travel with. But all beef jerky is not created equal. Skip the usual options in favor of premium, 100% filet mignon Three Jerks Original Beef Jerky. This old school jerky flavor hits all the right notes of salty, sweet and tangy with just the right amount of black pepper to round it out. What’s more, because it’s made with only tender filets that have been marinated to perfection, you’ll get that perfect jerky texture on every piece that comes out of the bag.