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Assholeology

Chris Illuminati is an asshole. No, seriously. If admitting you're an asshole is truly the first step, then he is an apt teacher (His name is technically listed third, so maybe he's just the ta.) in assholeology. The book which he co-wrote boils down being an asshole to a science;…

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Zombieland

Just trying to survive, and maybe find some Twinkies, is tough in a post-apocalyptic zombie infested world, but it kind of makes sense that of all the people who survive the zombie apocalypse it would be an introverted paranoid geek like Columbus (Jesse Eisenberg) and a badass unpredictable redneck like…

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Jonathan Adler Hashish Candle

There are few pairings more unconventional than a man and a candle (except maybe Lady Gaga and clothing). Being a man and owning candles is a tightrope that few men can walk. You either end up with something that smells like patchouli or Bath & Body Works and you're already…

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Float Magazine Rack

The handful of magazine subscriptions that are still in publication deserve a bit more dignity than a pile under the coffee table. After all these are the best of the best... GQ, Esquire, okay and that one we just read for the articles. The Float Magazine Rack organizes 12 of…

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American Apparel Wants Your Butt

We want your butt, we really do. But American Apparel wants it more. In a move that is sure to contribute more to unemployment than anything the President has (or will) do, American Apparel has launched a contest to find the "Best Bottom In The World" and they want you…

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