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Douchebag Citation

We all know them, and unfortunately we all encounter them on an all-too-frequent basis. Douchebags.  No, not literal douchebags...if you're encountering the actual feminine hygiene product frequently, you are either a gynecologist or a creep. We're talking about the turds that pop their collars, park like assholes, and generally make you lose faith in humanity's…

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AK47 Aqua Fire

Cubicle warfare is serious business, so leave your Nerf guns, Super Soakers, and annoying doodads at home - you need the AK47 Aqua Fire. Inheriting most of the traits of it's bullet spewing older brother (inexpensive, durable, easy to use, quick fire), the AK47 Aqua Fire shoots four water "bullets"…

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GIVEAWAY: 3 Pairs of Phiaton PS 20 BT Bluetooth Earphones

All headphones are not created equal. We know, we know, you just got that sweet pair of free headphones from that booth at *insert any social gathering here*, but there's a problem with them that the cute girl forgot to mention. They suck. At the end of the day, yeah,…

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Cool Material is Looking for a Writer

Cool Material is launching a new top-secret channel and needs a freelance writer/blogger and internet junkie who digs chicks, beer, cars and other guy stuff. The ideal candidate is smart, funny and can put drinking and looking at girls on pause for a few hours a week.....(read more)

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Drumstick Pencil

Whether you're a Max Weinberg wannabe or limit your drumming skills to the Wii, the Drumstick Pencil will have you feeling like the star you are. Perfect for everyday compositions or sketches of your favorite metal band, you can rock out with your stock out using this set of instrument-inspired…

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