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Listen, we could sit here and quote Ron Swanson until the cows come home (and then we slaughter them and eat them), but just trust us, the character, and the dude that plays him, knows a few things about being a man. Now, Nick Offerman has put some of that mustachioed knowledge on paper for you to study. The book chronicles a bit of Nick’s story from his days growing up in the middle of a cornfield to owning his own woodshop and intertwines it all with some manly info you can absorb. So grab your tool box and mustache wax and get to reading.

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Since the likelihood of your being able to find and purchase a bottle of Pappy Van Winkle for less than a couple grand is about the same as curing COVID-19 with Lysol, we decided to hold a Sweeps your parched lips will cry for. We’re giving away one full bottle (no, we didn’t open it to sample) of 2019 Pappy Van Winkle Family Reserve 15 Years Old Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey. Seeing as how it’s characterized as the perfect Bourbon, you should enter post haste.