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Complicated Universal Cum – I Can Hardly Wait

Do you remember Pink Floyd? Of course you do. Do you remember any Pink Floyd music videos? (The Wall doesn't count.) Probably not, but you would if their marketing guy was the same guy who came up with the idea for the song I Can Hardly Wait by Complicated Universal…

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The Specsavers Effect

You can't turn on the tv anymore without getting inundated by commercials about some afc (that's average frustrated chump for those of you not in the know) getting raped by a bunch of ridiculously hot chicks because he sprayed "deodorant body spray" all over himself. We all know the "Axe…

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If Men Wrote Women’s Magazines: The Sequel

Contrary to popular belief, men listen when women talk (occasionally absorbing some of the conversation) so we expect the opposite to be true. Why else would we constantly be hearing about how the relationship is a two-way street? It's no surprise then that when we talked, you listened. But just…

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If Men Wrote Women’s Magazines

Women get all kinds of advice from magazines from how to dress to how to please a man in the bedroom, and even what to cook for us. And while it's not all bad (with hotties like Kristen Bell and Jessica Alba on the cover) these mags are lacking much…

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Stank Sentiments for Sweethearts

Don't try too hard to be original and write some cheesy poem to let her know how you feel—stick to the classics. No, we're not talking Shakespeare sonnets here. (Would either of you even understand what you were saying?) Stank Sentiments for Sweethearts quote a different kind of rhyming masterpiece,…

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