The truth is, second place isn’t really all that bad. You almost won. You almost finished at the top of your field. If you’re Earnhardt, Sr. or one half of shake and bake, second just isn’t good enough. If you’re not first; you’re last. Second place is the first loser. Now there are decals to constantly remind you that everyone currently eating your dust is, well, losing. Slap a set of the Objects in Mirror Are Losing decals (branded with the likes of Subaru, Chevy, Mini, Mazda and plenty of others, if you like) on your ride and enjoy the constant reminder that you’re in first place.
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