Like it or not, vampires are here to stay. We don’t understand it but we’re willing to deal with it on account of the largely female fanbase. Since your taste in women is more refined (even though your morals may not be) you really only have to worry about one thing – True Blood. There’s no better way to show her you care than with a nice big glass of the namesake – Tru Blood. Is it slightly stupid? Yeah, but since it’s just a blood orange carbonated drink it’s nothing vodka and some boobs can’t fix.
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