The Periodic Table of Sexual Terms

Listen Don Juan, as skilled as you might be between the sheets, your sexual vocabulary might not be up to speed. To help, there’s the Periodic Table of Sexual Terminology. While we can’t guarantee it won’t scare off a lady or two, we can promise it will have you at the top of your sex slang game. There are 114 terms (why they stopped short of 118, we don’t know) that describe your bedroom antics along with body parts involved. Now if a woman asks you about the glowing triangle, you won’t think she’s talking about some indie rock band you’ve never heard of.