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Skeleton Key

As guys, we don't need overly decorated or visually appealing tools. We make our investments based on functionality cause we plan on beating the crap out of them. Most of the time. Sometimes we find gear that we want both for its purpose and for its aesthetics. The Skeleton Key easily…

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Duke Cannon Big Ass Brick of Soap

Duke Cannon is the man Santa Clause wishes he could be. The man that James Bond signals for assistance when his Aston Martin breaks down and his abs are feeling a little flabby. He'd applaud Leeroy Jenkins for being man enough to charge into battle, but punch him right in…

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Instagram Photo Prints

Every application on our phones goes through a favorite kid phase where we spend far more time playing with it than everything else on the device. First it was Angry Birds, then it was Words with Friends and now it's Instagram. We'll always have a soft spot in our hearts…

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Bust a Bottlecap Bottle Openers

Opening beer bottles is like putting gas in your car. It's time consuming and a relatively boring affair. We know, we know, it only takes like five seconds to open a beer, but if you open approximately three to seven beers per night that's a lot of wasted seconds. Eventually,…

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Science Fiction and Fantasy Posters by The Modern Stylographer

Putting a Star Wars bobblehead, Doctor Who TARDIS mug or X-Men wall graphic on display will score you absolutely zero points with the ladies. In fact, you'll have to hold a lot of doors, send a lot of flowers and come up with a lot of cutesy pet nicknames to counteract…

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