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Kansas Clean Distilled Whiskey

We're not going to list you by name, but there are some of you reading this who don't like whiskey. You may have tried to enjoy the slow burn of some Dewar's after watching Don Draper knock back a few in a meeting, but the resulting grimace couldn't be forced into…

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The Clock Dock

We already rely on our iPhone to wake our ass up in the morning, so shouldn't we at least make it look like a presentable alarm clock? Right now, the chord dangles loosely on our nightstand only held in place by the remains of a nightcap and a short stack…

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Arsenal Firearms Double Barreled Pistol

Now that you've seen the picture, there isn't much else we have to say about this double barreled pistol from Arsenal Firearms to make you want one more than you already do. But we're going to leave you with a few important nuggets. Two bullets (one trigger pull) will deliver…

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Dead On Annihilator Superhammer

We don't often turn to Think Geek when we're looking to purchase a serious product. Yeah, they're first on our list for bacon-flavored gumballs and new ways to inject ourselves with caffeine, but for a tool that may come in more handy than anything else in our toolbox, they're not usually…

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Toy Boarders

Plastic army men are a childhood staple, like GI Joes, Transformers, and those weird make your own edible bug kits. They were a lot of fun to blow up, melt, and stick in the VCR, but they weren’t the most relatable toys for all of us. We’d much rather set…

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