Ah, the beer koozie. Thanks for keeping our hands beer sweat free and preventing our body heat from otherwise affecting the drinkability of our beer, but damn son, you need a face lift. This foam business branded with the logo of a domestic beer or the college bar you got it from needs to go. Short of just pouring it into your mouth, we can’t think of a better way to drink a beer out of can than with a koozie designed to look like a giant 2-1/2 socket. It’s not going to help you tighten anything up, but it will help loosen your inhibitions. For $15, it’s not going to break the bank either.
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