Sure you could just have someone cut you open and slather your insides with a thin lard coating, but what’s the fun in that? If we’re going to be going heavy on some fat, we’re going to enjoy the hell out of it. Namely, we’ll be slathering a healthy serving of Empire Mayonnaise Company’s Bacon Mayonnaise on our next sandwich. Combining two of our favorite food groups (the bacon and mayonnaise groups) into one delicious condiment, Empire crafts their Bacon Mayo from pasteurized local egg yolks, Heritage Smoked Bacon, some non-GMO canola and a bit of flavoring to produce the world’s greatest sandwich spread thing.
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