Beer Savers

There are certain situations that require your immediate attention (wingman duty, sexts, natural disasters) which may mean abandoning the possession you currently find most important – the beer you just opened. Since you’ve evolved from the shiny silver taste urinal that is Old Natty simply discarding said beer is not only fiscally irresponsible, it’s downright stupid. So slap a Beer Saver on that bottle and pick up where you left off later because if we have the technology to TiVo a time-traveling island we should be able to TiVo a beer.