Nick Offerman Acted Like a Statue While Slowly Sipping Whisky for 45 Minutes

It’s become somewhat of a tradition for Nick Offerman to celebrate the holidays with a pour of the good stuff and a camera rolling. In 2015, the actor sat by a yule log while imbibing for 45 minutes. The following year, Offerman upped the ante by sipping his Lagavulin for an hour leading up to the new year. This year, Ron Swanson has outdone himself. He attended a Chicago Blackhawks game, was painted bronze, and posed like a statue while ever so slowly sipping his prized scotch in front of a crowd. Lagavulin has the entire 48-minute performance below, so if you feel like getting a lesson in restraint (seriously, how can you resist more sips over such a long period of time?), you can hit the play button.