Heinz Canada Made New Bottles That Display the Proper Pouring Angle

Everyone knows that you need to tilt your bottle of Heinz ketchup to right around 45-degrees and hit it on the 57 to ensure the proper dollop dispensation for your fries, burgers, curds, fried pickles, sweet potato fries and everything else that’s been deliciously fried–but definitely not your hot dogs because Chicago rules apply. Unless, apparently, you’re from the Great White North that’s known as Canada because, according to reports and this most recent release from Heinz Canada, they don’t know how to properly extract their gelatinous tomato goodness from the bottle. So what did Heinz Canada Do? They took the traditional Heinz ketchup glass bottle and rotated the labels so that they’re only level once you achieve the proper dispensation angle of 45-degrees. In order to ensure optimum tomato-dispensing angles is level the labels with the ground. We don’t want to be the people smacking the 57 with the wrong angle over and over while trying to get some ketchup, but unfortunately, this miraculous technology is currently only available above the wall. Here’s hoping it makes it way to the States.