mannaise

Mayonnaise isn’t inherently feminine. While it doesn’t reach the manliest end of the condiment spectrum (the end filled with spicy mustard and hot sauce) it sure as hell isn’t hummus. That being said, it could use a boost in testosterone, and that’s where Mannaise comes in. To beef up some standard mayo, the guys behind Mannaise blended in some roasted jalapenos along with garlic and cream cheese. The result is a bigger batch of flavor that you’ll want to use to add a bit of smoky spice to your burgers and various dishes from here on out. It will also grow hair on your chest and give you the odd urge to whittle.

FLiKR-Fireplace-IF2

This versatile, single-person fireplace emits a cozy warmth whenever you need it to, while also being doubly useful as a safe cooking surface for small items like skewers and s’mores. Since it takes just 5 ounces of isopropyl rubbing alcohol fuel for roughly 50 minutes of burn time, you’re set for the foreseeable future with just the medicine cabinet staples. It doesn’t hurt that it also looks great.