Mama Walker’s Breakfast Liqueurs

We love the Bloody Mary, and the Mimosa and Irish Whiskey, but breakfast drinking can get a little bit stale if you do it more than twice a week. You can get fifteen hundred different types of flavored creamer to internationally delight your taste buds, so how come there aren’t more options for breakfast booze? Say hello to Mama Walker and her new line of breakfast liqueurs. The 70 proof flavor concoctions currently available are: Maple Bacon (faintly burnt smokiness with a textured body), Blueberry Pancake (aroma of blueberry with subtle sweetness and lingering hints of maple syrup) and Glazed Donut (smells of vanilla, tastes of “a sweet bread sensation”). Combine all three with some potato vodka and a raw egg and your Long Island Skillet is complete. [Ed. Note: We take no responsibility for the outcome if anyone actually makes that drink. Unless it’s awesome.]