Not every Bluetooth speaker has to be a box or a pill. Some of them can be futuristic robot superheroes. The Kalium Sound Hero is exactly that, a polygonal statue standing tall on its bass pumping base, spewing sound of the highest quality from its chest. The statues come in two sizes, Prime at 17.7 inches and Premium at 28.3 inches, each with their own suite of features. AD’OM Premium (these things have like six names, so it might get a little confusing) is slightly more capable, as you’d expect. It’s the one that comes with a subwoofer and smoke machine in its base, and its speaker gets louder and is a bit clearer. Both models light up though, and you can configure whatever lighting best suits your space. There’s also a whole world of lore for you to explore too, so if you ever thought your JBL Flip didn’t have a tight enough backstory, you’ll probably like the Sound Hero.