Drinique Knuckle Bottle Opener

Combining brass knuckles and a bottle opener is either a recipe for pure excellence or absolute destruction. Unfortunately, because they’re “technically” a deadly weapon opening a beer with that dude’s face probably isn’t going to fly with the cops. But in the event that it does happen (we’re not pointing fingers here) it’s an insurance policy that cost less than (and allow you to open) a case of beer.