There’s an Onion article that claims, the average guy is 4,000% less effective when fighting than they think they will be. Yes, it’s The Onion. Yes, it’s a joke. That said, like many posts on the satirical news site, there’s truth in comedy. Should you need to defend yourself, don’t go assuming you’re going to turn into Conor McGregor with little to no training. We’re not advocating fighting, but sometimes shit goes down and you can’t escape, and for moments like those you can feel a twinge of security with the Williams Tactical Key. Designed by former Army officer and martial arts instructor James Williams, the handheld tool slips on a key ring and easily fits between fingers to serve as a comfortable defense tool. It kinda takes the awful idea of punching with your keys between your fingers and fixes it. The Williams Tactical Key will be available from CRKT soon.