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Well here we are—2012. End of the world time. Sucks, doesn’t it? We’re not sure how we’re going out, but we’re putting our money on zombies. Yup, zombies. (It’s an outside bet.) While the world panics and runs around like chickens with their heads cut off, we’ll sit back, sip some whiskey and relax knowing we’re prepared with all this gear.

1. Gerber Apocalypse Kit – $349

2. Ultimate Survival Kit in a Water Bottle – $20

3. Ka-Bar ZK-Kharon Tanto Folder Knife – $24

4. 500 JIC II – $296

5. SureFire E2D LED Defender – $189

6. Tactical Bleeding Zombie Target – $90

7. Glowbar Classic – $50

8. Tactical Sammich – $6

9. The Zombie Combat Manual: A Guide to Fighting the Living Dead – $11

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In short, this is a key-shaped multi-tool built of stainless steel that has all of the tools you need for everyday repairs for everything from light switches to bicycles. Bit driver. Protractor. Metric and Imperial rulers. Imperial and Metric closed wrenches. Bottle Opener. File. Scoring tip. Wire bender and bike spoke key. Wire stripper. Screwdrivers. 1/4 hex driver pocket. So you might need to throw in some hex bits for specific projects, but otherwise, the Geekey has you covered for almost all of your everyday repair needs. As if that wasn’t enough, the hexogon can also serve as a smoking bowl, with the shaft of the key hollowed out to serve as a pipe.