If you’re telling us that we could walk into a McDonald’s at any time, grab some fries and a Big Mac, and just walk out without paying, we’d assume we were cast as the new Hamburglar. Not a bad gig, we guess, but this is actually far sweeter. McDonald’s is giving away one McGold Card that grants the owner free Mickey D’s for life. How do you win this magical piece of plastic? You simply need to use the McDonald’s app to place an order. Do that and you’re in the running. The contest runs from August 10–24, so start buying those hash browns with your phone starting tomorrow. Then get ready to bask in a lifetime of greasy glory.